he's a bore

he is a bore to the core
you could dig deep, there is no more
just a bore, such a bore

he is dull from toe to scull
just look inside, he's just a hull
perpetual lull, he's so dull

I'm a poet just like Shakespeare
witty as Oscar Wilde
I'm a beauty like Apollo
and as lively as a child

I've seen the whole wide world
your perfect travel guide
cook like a 3-Star chef
the best man far and wide

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I'm singing like Caruso
could be your Don-Juan
I'm fertile like a rabbit
and stronger than King Kong

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