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Hail Caesar

A text for myself to match a backing track that I completed these days.

Hail Caesar
Hail
Hail Hitler
Hail
Hali Stalin
Hail
Hail Putin
Hail

do we all need leaders
maybe
rely on stupid bleeders
maybe
maybe

Hail Caesar
Hail
Hail Hitler
Hail
Hail Mr. Trump
Hail
Hail Mr. Xi
Hail

we have no zeal for liberty
we're unfit for democracy
dependend on autocracy
helpless, little children

Hail Caesar
Hail
Hail Hitler
Hail
Hail Ergogan
Hail

what are our brains for
who knows
when will we wage the next war
who knows
who knows

Hail Putin
Hail
Hail Mr. Trump
Hail
Hail Mr. Xi
Hail
Hail Ergogan
Hail

don't fart at the party

Erjan, for whom I've written the lyrics, finds the subject funny. Well... The customer is king. I actually toned down his draft quite a bit.

went to a party to meet some girls and friends of mine
I would test the water and enjoy my time
soon I saw a gorgeous girl who danced alone
the men ignored her like they'd all turned into stone

moving to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my hitting-on efficiency
but when I got close I was greated by a warning horn
she let out a fart that hit me like a storm

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
don't eat food that is much too hearty
heed my tip, don't fart at the party
let us all enjoy our time

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react too sharply
just heed my tip, don't fart at the party
let us all enjoy our time


I needed to recover so I retreated to the bar
I needed something strong because the shock had hit me hard
looking back I saw her moving quite seductively
I tried to calm myself trying to think constructively

dancing to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my new-found grit and energy
but when I got close I was greated by a choking smell
she let out a fart that hit me like a whiff of hell

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
don't eat food that is much too hearty
heed my tip, don't fart at the party
so we all can enjoy the time

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react too sharply
just heed my tip, don't fart at the party
let us all enjoy our time

with ease - completed

CHORUS
I feel your weight
you are light as a feather
I hear your voice
it is low as a breeze

I feel your touch
you are cold as a snowflake
when I need you
I will find you with ease

VERSE
we were young and we were wild
we were naughty and beguiled
we were sure we never would grow up

we were hungry, we were strong
what we felt could not be wrong
we were sure our love would never stop

CHORUS

VERSE
we were old and we were tired
we worked hard, then we retired
looking forward to live out our life

we were one as we held hands
together we would meet our end
didn't think how quickly fate would strike

CHORUS

BRIDGE
when you went
it felt like the end
to me
where you are
seemed so far
to me

but...
now feel your weight
you are light as a feather
I hear your voice
it is low as a breeze

I feel your touch
you are cold as a snowflake
when I need you
I will find you with ease

with ease

I just came up with this, it looks and feels like a chorus to me: WITH EASE

I feel your weight
you're light as a feather
I hear your voice
it's low as a breeze

I feel your touch
you're cold as a snowflake
when I need you
I find you with ease