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Hail Caesar

A text for myself to match a backing track that I completed these days.

Hail Caesar
Hail
Hail Hitler
Hail
Hali Stalin
Hail
Hail Putin
Hail

do we all need leaders
maybe
rely on stupid bleeders
maybe
maybe

Hail Caesar
Hail
Hail Hitler
Hail
Hail Mr. Trump
Hail
Hail Mr. Xi
Hail

we have no zeal for liberty
we're unfit for democracy
dependend on autocracy
helpless, little children

Hail Caesar
Hail
Hail Hitler
Hail
Hail Ergogan
Hail

what are our brains for
who knows
when will we wage the next war
who knows
who knows

Hail Putin
Hail
Hail Mr. Trump
Hail
Hail Mr. Xi
Hail
Hail Ergogan
Hail

don't fart at the party

Erjan, for whom I've written the lyrics, finds the subject funny. Well... The customer is king. I actually toned down his draft quite a bit.

went to a party to meet some girls and friends of mine
I would test the water and enjoy my time
soon I saw a gorgeous girl who danced alone
the men ignored her like they'd all turned into stone

moving to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my hitting-on efficiency
but when I got close I was greated by a warning horn
she let out a fart that hit me like a storm

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
don't eat food that is much too hearty
heed my tip, don't fart at the party
let us all enjoy our time

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react too sharply
just heed my tip, don't fart at the party
let us all enjoy our time


I needed to recover so I retreated to the bar
I needed something strong because the shock had hit me hard
looking back I saw her moving quite seductively
I tried to calm myself trying to think constructively

dancing to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my new-found grit and energy
but when I got close I was greated by a choking smell
she let out a fart that hit me like a whiff of hell

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
don't eat food that is much too hearty
heed my tip, don't fart at the party
so we all can enjoy the time

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react too sharply
just heed my tip, don't fart at the party
let us all enjoy our time